{"id":125,"date":"2007-09-27T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-27T23:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thisfoodthing.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/27\/a-bit-about-oatmeal\/"},"modified":"2007-09-27T19:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-27T23:29:00","slug":"a-bit-about-oatmeal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thisfoodthing.com\/index.php\/2007\/09\/27\/a-bit-about-oatmeal\/","title":{"rendered":"A bit about Oatmeal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not being much of a fan of oatmeal porridge, I never made it for my son.. not since he was an infant.  However, over the last couple of years, he has really grown to like the &#8220;instant-flavored&#8221; packets that are out on the market &#8212; you know the type:  Add 2\/3 cup of boiling water, let sit for 1 minute, stir and eat.<\/p>\n<p>Instant oatmeal is pretty popular, with such flavors as Maple and Brown Sugar, Raisins and Spice (<em>what spice?!<\/em>?), Cinnamon and Spice (again, <em>what spice<\/em>?!), Apples and Cinnamon, Strawberries and Cream, Apples Crisp just to name a few. There are different types, such as Classic Favorites, Weight Control with Classic Flavors, Lower Sugar with Classic Flavors, an oatmeal just for Women, one for just for Kids (<em>none for Men??),<\/em> Oatmeal with Crunch, classic flavor, an oatmeal that is for your heart, a Supreme version(?!?), and an (wait for it, you know it&#8217;s coming&#8230;) &#8220;<em>Organic&#8221;<\/em> version.  The list is long, and strangely.. disturbing.  Does &#8220;Oatmeal for Women&#8221; mean that it isn&#8217;t a classic.. and if it the ingredients aren&#8217;t organic in some form (I mean, really..did they make the rolled oats out of cardboard), then what the hell is it made out of?!?!?<\/p>\n<p>And to top it all off, Instant Oatmeal tastes like pre-chewed, pre-digested, flavored kindergarten paste.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always bought it for him, basically because I really didn&#8217;t care for oatmeal, and figured it was a quick and easy breakfast for him.<\/p>\n<p>Until this morning.<\/p>\n<p>He made a lump of Maple &amp; Brown Sugar concrete.  If you decide to follow the cooking directions on the little packet, it clearly states that you should add 2\/3 of a cup of water, mix in the instant oatmeal and flavor clumps (okay, it doesn&#8217;t say clumps :P), and stir.  Microwave for 2 minutes.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Try # 1:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He used about 1\/3 of a cup of water, instead of the 2\/3rds, and instead of the pre-digested goo he usually ends up with, out came the maple &amp; brown sugar concrete.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Try # 2:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He used about 1 cup of water, instead of the 2\/3rds, and accidentally put the microwave on for 5 minutes.  Again, no pre-digested goo, but a lump of concrete.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Try # 3:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He used the correct amount of water, and the correct amount of time&#8230; but the bowl was now so hot, that he dropped it .. all over my kitchen floor.  Oh yeah. 8 Minutes until we have to drive 30 miles to get him to school, in suburban NYC traffic.  Jussst great.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, instead of oatmeal, it was PB Toast in the car on the way to school, a grumpy Mother with an attitude and, apparently, some oatmeal stuck to the knees of my jeans from cleaning the floor.<\/p>\n<p>(In case you may wonder why I did not help him in the oatmeal making, he is &#8220;almost FOURTEEN&#8221;, and can &#8220;DO IT MYSELF, <em>MOM!&#8221;.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Luckily for him, he is with his father this evening. ;)<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, I decided to try to make oatmeal porridge myself.  This time using regular the rolled oats (old fashioned, not quick cooking), I had left from making oatmeal cranberry cookies.  What I had always seen my father do was add water, salt, and the oatmeal at the same time, and stir it until it was .. well, slimy goo.<\/p>\n<p>Blech.<\/p>\n<p>Funnily enough, when you read the back of the Quaker Oats box, it says to use either water or milk, bring it to a boil, adding salt, and then sprinkle in the oats, while stirring.<\/p>\n<p>I used 1 cup of milk, a bit of salt, 1\/2 cup of oats &#8211; the recipe right off the back of the box.<\/p>\n<p>I taste tested after 4 minutes &#8212; this was <em>definitely<\/em> not what Dad made.  This stuff actually tastes.. almost good.  I added a bit of brown sugar, and finished cooking it.  I tasted once again.. and added a bit more milk, and damn!! It&#8217;s not bad at all.<\/p>\n<p>Who knew?!?!<\/p>\n<p>I honestly don&#8217;t know what kind of things can be added to oatmeal porridge, but I&#8217;m sure I can figure out something to make this palatable to my son, and wean him off of the instant crap.. err..stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Even if I can&#8217;t figure out how to make &#8220;Cinnamon and Spice&#8221;, I do know that this is a lot better than the pre-digested stuff.  I&#8217;m looking forward to experimenting with it, and seeing what I can come up with.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve got a favorite way to make oatmeal, post it here &#8211; I&#8217;d be interested to see what others do with it.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">Oh, and I do know what organic means &#8212; but I was in the middle of a good rant, and it can&#8217;t be helped..heh<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not being much of a fan of oatmeal porridge, I never made it for my son.. not since he was an infant. 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