Rebuilding the GOP

This was posted as a comment on Reddit – and since the author gave explicit instructions to “Please feel free to copy and re-post the above.”, I am.

Ahem:

As the GOP seeks to ‘rebuild’ they risk splitting up in to their current factions:

• Panhandling “Free Market” Republican Wall Street Executives
• Those who are to the far right, including the Constitution Party, Libertarians and the MFWFJ (Mindless Flag-Wavers For Jesus)
• Republican Witch Burners for Ultra-Low Taxation of The Rich
• The coalition of Mormons and KKK Members (MKKKM)
• A new party called “The Rabid Bible Thumpers (RBT)”
• The AWEE Party: Assault Weapons for Everyone Everywhere
• Old Style Republicans (GOP)
• Racists (GOP II)
• The Over-60 crowd of old-style, self-hating gays who will help root out the commies!
• THE RPTC (Ron Paul and his Two Cousins)

ROFLMAO.  Really.