The Library will include many specially dedicated rooms:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the very wealthy.
9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
14. The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President’s accomplishments.

The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W.Bush:

1. ‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
2. ‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’
3. ‘Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.’
4. ‘No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.’
5. ‘I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.’
6. ‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’
7. ‘Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.’
8. ‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’
9. ‘The future will be better tomorrow.’
10. ‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world..’
11. ‘One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.’ (during an education photo-op)
12. ‘Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.’
13. ‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’
14. ‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
15. ‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’…George W.Bush to Sam Donaldson

1. Started your own blog – ohhh yeah.  A couple
2. Slept under the stars – many times
3. Played in a band – does high school band class count?
4. Visited Hawaii – Maybe someday
5. Watched a meteor shower – yes, in the Rockies one evening
6. Given more than you can afford to charity – No, but I have given time
7. Been to Disneyland – many times
8. Climbed a mountain – in the Rockies
9. Held a praying mantis – yes, and they are so cool to hold
10. Sang a solo – not unless you count singing outloud alone to AC/DC :P
11. Bungee jumped – Uh.. no thanks.  My luck the bungee cable would snap
12. Visited Paris – Someday, with S.
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea – I sat on a beach in Florida and watched an amazing storm
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch – many times
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning – oh yes — bad chicken
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty – twice – one time too many
18. Grown your own vegetables – I used to always
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France – someday
20. Slept on an overnight train – when I went to Florida a few years ago
21. Had a pillow fight – Last one was Friday evening
22. Hitch hiked – No way!!  I watch too many serial killer  movies/tv shows to do that!!
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill – Ahem… maybe ;)
24. Built a snow fort – yes, and darned good ones, too
25. Held a lamb – yes.. and they smell bad
26. Gone skinny dipping – :D
27. Run a Marathon – I wish
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice – someday
29. Seen a total eclipse – yes
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset – both, and many times
31. Hit a home run – twice playing softball, once playing baseball
32. Been on a cruise – nope
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person – yes, a couple of times
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors – well, many of my ancestors were born in the US, so yup.
35. Seen an Amish community – yes, in PA
36. Taught yourself a new language – Yes
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied – Does anyone ever?
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person – Someday
39. Gone rock climbing – Yes, a couple of summers ago in New Paltz, NY, as well as in the Rockies
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David – someday
41. Sung karoke – to the bad luck of the people listening, yes, with a group
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt – yes, and it’s neat, but not “all that”
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant – does sharing a meal with a stranger count?
44. Visited Africa – someday
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight – many times
46. Been transported in an ambulance – a couple of times
47. Had your portrait painted – nope
48. Gone deep sea fishing – nope
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person – someday
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris – someday
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling – snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain – yes
53. Played in the mud – absolutely!
54. Gone to a drive-in theater – I used to all the time with my family, and then my son & ex
55. Been in a movie – nope
56. Visited the Great Wall of China – nope
57. Started a business – I helped several start business
58. Taken a martial arts class – yes
59. Visited Russia – no, but I’m sure we will
60. Served at a soup kitchen – yes, a few times

61. Sold Girl Scout cookies – I think so.. does being in Brownies count?
62. Gone whale watching – nope
63. Got flowers for no reason – yes, when I bought them myself
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma – yes
65. Gone sky diving – again.. I’d break something
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp – someday
67. Bounced a check – yes
68. Flown in a helicopter -again, I’d fall out
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy – yes, I still have 2 dolls, and a teddy bear
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial – yes, several times
71. Eaten Caviar – yes, but not impressed with it
72. Pieced a quilt – I’ve done a few
73. Stood in Times Square – too many times to count
74. Toured the Everglades – twice
75. Been fired from a job – never
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London – maybe someday
77. Broken a bone – too many to count
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle – yes :D
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person – once, and would love to go back
80. Published a book – depends on what that means
81. Visited the Vatican – someday
82. Bought a brand new car – once
83. Walked in Jerusalem – nope
84. Had your picture in the newspaper – a few times
85. Read the entire Bible – nope
86. Visited the White House – yes, if you count standing out front
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating – yes, chickens, rabbits, deer, and pheasant
88. Had chickenpox – yes
89. Saved someone’s life – not that I know of
90. Sat on a jury! – Nope
91. Met someone famous – yes — a few people
92. Joined a book club – yes
93. Lost a loved one – too many
94. Had a baby – yes
95. Seen the Alamo in person – yes
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake – not yet
97. Been involved in a lawsuit – does divorce count?
98. Owned a cell phone – yes
99. Been stung by a bee – yes
100. Read an entire book in one day – many, many times

WTF is this?? A man dressed as a Pink Unicorn? Or a pink man with a big pink dick on his head?????

]]> http://thisfoodthing.com/thislifeilead/index.php/2008/11/23/errwtf/feed/ 0 http://thisfoodthing.com/thislifeilead/index.php/2008/11/12/rebuilding-the-gop/ http://thisfoodthing.com/thislifeilead/index.php/2008/11/12/rebuilding-the-gop/#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:03:06 +0000 admin http://thislifeilead.wordpress.com/?p=377 This was posted as a comment on Reddit – and since the author gave explicit instructions to “Please feel free to copy and re-post the above.”, I am.

Ahem:

As the GOP seeks to ‘rebuild’ they risk splitting up in to their current factions:

• Panhandling “Free Market” Republican Wall Street Executives
• Those who are to the far right, including the Constitution Party, Libertarians and the MFWFJ (Mindless Flag-Wavers For Jesus)
• Republican Witch Burners for Ultra-Low Taxation of The Rich
• The coalition of Mormons and KKK Members (MKKKM)
• A new party called “The Rabid Bible Thumpers (RBT)”
• The AWEE Party: Assault Weapons for Everyone Everywhere
• Old Style Republicans (GOP)
• Racists (GOP II)
• The Over-60 crowd of old-style, self-hating gays who will help root out the commies!
• THE RPTC (Ron Paul and his Two Cousins)

ROFLMAO.  Really.

1. about something you love.
2. about something you hate.
3. about something you really care about.
4. about someone you dislike.
5. about a dream you’ve had.
6. about a goal you have.
7. about yourself.
8. about your childhood.
9. about something you believe in.
10. about a place you’ve visited.
11. about an accident you’ve seen.
12. about a time when you were happy.
13. about a time when you were sad.
14. about a time when you were excited.
15. about a time when you were frightened.
16. about your favorite pastime.
17. about chocolate.
18. about rainy days.
19. about something beautiful.
20. about something ugly.
21. about something delicious.
22. about something pleasant.
23. about something boring.
24. about something with four legs.
25. about something with a tail.
26. about something spicy.
27. about your education.
28. about your work.
29. about a teacher you had.
30. about a boss you had.
31. about the hardest thing you ever had to do.
32. about a time you lied.
33. about something you regret.
34. about a mistake you made.
35. about someone in your family.
36. about your favorite book.
37. about someone you envy.
38. about something you’ve achieved.
39. about the worst punishment you had when you were a child.
40. about your first kiss (if it is possible).
41. about someone you admire.
42. about the last book you’ve read / movie you’ve watched.
43. about a country or place you would like to visit and why.
44. about your favorite music / song / band.
45. about something you would happily do again.

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